Iran's mission to send astronaut into orbit sparks fears it wants to put weapons in space
Thursday, August 21, 2008
Iran plans to send man into space......Yeah right, so do I.
Upon learning that "space" is out of rock throwing range from Israel, Iran retracts statement and insists "Space" is Zionist invention.
Iran's mission to send astronaut into orbit sparks fears it wants to put weapons in space
Iran's mission to send astronaut into orbit sparks fears it wants to put weapons in space
Wednesday, August 13, 2008
Russia invades Georgia, Alabama next?
Dont lie, you felt stupid after seeing the headline on CNN. Why did they name their country after one of our States anyways?
Georgia-Russia Ceasefire Fragile With Future Uncertain
Georgia-Russia Ceasefire Fragile With Future Uncertain
Hispanic workers not giving 110% while building border fence.
"Si, ever since they cut our lunch breaks back to an hour im just not as motivated to complete the job."
Feds take steps to make sure only legal workers build barriers
Feds take steps to make sure only legal workers build barriers
So watching the Female Olympic Gymnasts turns you on? Chris Hansen is coming for you.
"I havent felt this betrayed since watching the Crying Game, I seriously thought they were at least sixteen. Thats legal in China right?"
Wednesday, July 23, 2008
Monday, July 21, 2008
Mexican offficials seek to turn tide of illigitemate children named Steve or Gary Jr. by making border entrance long enough to sober up.
At the border: "this is so F....ed up, now ill never have any good stories to throw in my future wifes face when she asks for a divorce".
Worldwide leader in death memorabilia appears not recession proof
"No matter what, our skulls are the best but demand is waning"
Thursday, July 17, 2008
Embarrassed Michael Keaton arrives at premier of new Batman dressed in original Batman costume.
Chris O’Donnell would have been there to reprise role of Robin but still busy looking for set of Batman 8 to be released in 1997.
-C Bale (Christian Bale) reacts "havent felt this awkward since having to bunk with John Malkovich while filming Empire of the Sun."
Batman: Dark Knight who rules the box office
-C Bale (Christian Bale) reacts "havent felt this awkward since having to bunk with John Malkovich while filming Empire of the Sun."
Batman: Dark Knight who rules the box office
Tuesday, July 15, 2008
Local Taco vendor closes home made garage door appuratus on side of Taco Truck in response to salmonella outbreak
When reached for comment , reporters scramble for Spanish-to-English dictionaries to translate "ayeeee-yo-me-ohhhhhhh".
Home builders remain unworried over what they're illegal immigrant workers will now eat for lunch.
CDC: Salmonella illnesses spread to 16 states
Home builders remain unworried over what they're illegal immigrant workers will now eat for lunch.
CDC: Salmonella illnesses spread to 16 states
Thursday, July 10, 2008
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