Thursday, August 21, 2008

Iran plans to send man into space......Yeah right, so do I.

Upon learning that "space" is out of rock throwing range from Israel, Iran retracts statement and insists "Space" is Zionist invention.





Iran's mission to send astronaut into orbit sparks fears it wants to put weapons in space

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Russia invades Georgia, Alabama next?

Dont lie, you felt stupid after seeing the headline on CNN. Why did they name their country after one of our States anyways?




Georgia-Russia Ceasefire Fragile With Future Uncertain

Hispanic workers not giving 110% while building border fence.

"Si, ever since they cut our lunch breaks back to an hour im just not as motivated to complete the job."






Feds take steps to make sure only legal workers build barriers

So watching the Female Olympic Gymnasts turns you on? Chris Hansen is coming for you.

"I havent felt this betrayed since watching the Crying Game, I seriously thought they were at least sixteen. Thats legal in China right?"

Thursday, July 17, 2008

Embarrassed Michael Keaton arrives at premier of new Batman dressed in original Batman costume.

Chris O’Donnell would have been there to reprise role of Robin but still busy looking for set of Batman 8 to be released in 1997.
-C Bale (Christian Bale) reacts "havent felt this awkward since having to bunk with John Malkovich while filming Empire of the Sun."







Batman: Dark Knight who rules the box office

Thursday, June 26, 2008

Houston Astro Pitcher throws down with GM




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MTV to allow political ads






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After years of giving the left free advertising, MTV follows vh1, cmt, and bet to begin allowing political ads. The youth can now finaly be reached.

"Boys Town" predicts slow year



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A sad day indeed





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Newest al-qaeda recruit



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Easily drive from the rough now





Austin is #7 among drunkest cities


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Idiot Austin city manager


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