Thursday, August 21, 2008

Iran plans to send man into space......Yeah right, so do I.

Upon learning that "space" is out of rock throwing range from Israel, Iran retracts statement and insists "Space" is Zionist invention.





Iran's mission to send astronaut into orbit sparks fears it wants to put weapons in space

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Russia invades Georgia, Alabama next?

Dont lie, you felt stupid after seeing the headline on CNN. Why did they name their country after one of our States anyways?




Georgia-Russia Ceasefire Fragile With Future Uncertain

Hispanic workers not giving 110% while building border fence.

"Si, ever since they cut our lunch breaks back to an hour im just not as motivated to complete the job."






Feds take steps to make sure only legal workers build barriers

So watching the Female Olympic Gymnasts turns you on? Chris Hansen is coming for you.

"I havent felt this betrayed since watching the Crying Game, I seriously thought they were at least sixteen. Thats legal in China right?"